Things guys know we do but won’t admit we do it, when it comes to beauty and ladylike behavior.

We wax/shave the hair on our big toes.
We have to show the beautician (waxing lady) our lady bits so she can wax it.
When we wax our under arms, bikini line, VJJ, it bleeds.
We have moustaches which we remove.
We sit with gum guards on filled with teeth whitener.
We squeeze our pimples and black heads, and if given the time we try find every black head possible.
After we have shaved, if in the bath, the bath has a dark ring around it full of tiny bits of dark hair.
We do pick our noses.
We do fart
We sometimes pee if we laugh too hard.
We can burp loudly.
Our hair can get really greasy and smelly if we don’t wash it.
One day well have hairs on our chins.
We look at the tissue when we use it. (everyone does that)
We probably wont do all these things in front of you.