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Thursday, March 12, 2009

The Devil finds work for Jeyes Fluid



I’m all for being clean and germ free. That’s why I decided to clean our kitchen bin. Not having any Demestos, I went for the next best thing in germ killing, Jeyes Fluid.
Being too lazy to go outside and clean it in the garden with the hosepipe. I decided to clean the bin in the bathroom bath. The light pink, almost white bath.

So there I was pouring almost sinful amounts of the black liquid onto the bin. Scrubbing it with a scrubber. Thinking, hmm, “this smell is very strong, but it’s probably killing all the germs. I scrubbed and scrubbed, watching this black liquid spit all over me, the tiles and the bath.

Eventually came rinse time. I put the water on super hot, to kill any escaping germs and used the shower nozzle. Splash went the water, and the black liquid flowed down the drainage hole. Suddenly I noticed that the black liquid wasn’t disappearing away from the sides of the bath. It just stayed there.

Oh holy sh*t! It’s stained the bath. I rinsed the bin and gave it an extra scrub and also to get the stains off the bin with sunlight liquid. And put it out to dry. I walked back into the bathroom and saw what would be Martha Stewart’s demise. I light pink, almost white bath tub, stained with black liquid.
Stains varied from small spots, to big ones, to straight lines, to big blotches. It could have been an artwork. An artwork of a mess.

I reached over, got the scrubber and sunlight liquid. Its taken me an hour and a half to scrub away the black stains. If you look closely you will see some spots.
Never again will I use Jayes fluid. There is no warning saying “this stains the shit out of anything!” or “don’t use if you’re bored” “I stain” “to be used in black dark rooms that never receive light” nothing.

Good grief. Today I’ve had idle handz and it came in a bottle of Jeyes fluid.

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