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Monday, November 30, 2009

Protective Killer instinct


So I woke up at 3am with the house alarm going off.. Then I heard my dad shouting "the bastard is jumping over the wall" then the phone rang, it was ADT.. My mom was shouting there's an intruder!!

My dogs were going crazy.. Except for patch, who was sitting practically on top of me totally stiff.

As I sprained my ankle the day before I hobbled out of my room into the lounge. To find my mom smoking anxiously in the kitchen with a pale face, then my dad came back inside holding a panga.

Then ADT came. They were so fast with their response. Wow! Big ups to them!

What happened was the dude had jumped my neighbour’s wall into our front yard...My dad had forgotten to lock the side door to the garage... When the guy opened it, it set off the alarm.

My dad heard this and jumped up went to the window and saw him run and jump over the front wall...

Thanks dad! All those days sleeping out in the bundos paid off, listening out for lions. My dad had heard the guy open the gate but thought it was the wind.

Funny sight was my dad, still half pissed running outside in his boxers with a huge panga…

Was also amazing to see my dad’s protective killer instinct kick in…

Go dad!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Relationshit.. needs no definition

Barbie and Ken, Bill and Hillary, Brad and Angelina.. All couples.. Whether they are just dating, married, engaged or bound together by history they are all in a relationship.

There are many types of relationships. Long-distance, long-term, casual, serious, open relationship, everlasting. In the end the most important thing about a relationship is whether it is a happy relationship or a sad/bad relationship.

Sure every relationship has their problems, their ups and downs. But when does one decide to call it quits?

Do we need an excuse, a reason or an incident?

Do you weigh up the good times vs. the bad times? What keeps us in a relationship?

I think its denial… people don’t have the balls to admit that they are not in a happy relationship.

I thought of a new word the other day and I think it sums it up pretty well…

If you are stuck in a relationship and you can’t decide what to do, how to do it, or if you just are a plain idiot and can’t be brave and assertive for once.

Ask yourself.. Am I in a relationship or in a relationshit? Yes relationshit…

I don’t think this new word of mine needs a definition…

If its shit.. Get out. Life is far too short and fabulous to be having a shit time. The party’s started and you’ve missed round one of free drinks!